So I seem to have watched the first two seasons of Riverdale very fast

 I have too many thoughts...

• The mid-s2 theme of interlopers in your home and not feeling safe was bizarrely close to home as I was dealing with a RAT in my HOUSE at the time. Did you know rats can chew through plastic plumbing really easily? 3 plumber visits! 1 weekend with the water turned off while we tried to evict the rat because what's the point of getting it fixed only to have it chewed through the next night...
• I saw someone online describe this show as "what if Glee thought it was Twin Peaks" and yeah
• I feel like I could read so much meta on race in this show. The combination of random spurts of wokeness in dealing with stuff like slut shaming, rape culture, and colonialism while also casting the marginalized Southside as whiter than the Northside power players is... interesting.

( Spoilers ahoy... )