Actually, I shouldn't because I'll never actually write them.

From Twitter:
Logic and practicality did not stop me last night from pondering an Avengers AU where SHIELD is a brothel and other Avengers are pro dommes
@anatsuno: I’m glad logic didn’t stop you. FUCK LOGIC, let’s go with your idea. :D
Locked user: SERIOUSLY FUCK LOGIC. I bet Iron Man has all the shiniest toys <.<
Me: Tony makes elaborate mechanical bondage devices, like House of Gord. Obviously ;)
Locked user: Steve blushes like a virgin with every single customer. Thor has stamina like NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE.
Me: @anatsuno I was torn between stealing your magic-feminist-brothel thing or genderbending most of the characters for congruence w/ reality
Me: Bruce specializes in hitting people really (hard! Somehow I got cut off)
Locked user: Phil is unassuming but everyone who tries him asks for him again and can't quite explain why.Nat does roleplaying (ooh mb phil and natasha have a sort of good dom/bad dom thing, where she breaks them down and he does aftercare)
Me: mmm :) my orig idea was that Phil is the manager. But I was questioning why s1 of Nat's calibre would work there. I guess if it's on East Coast it could be an outcall agency rather than incall jack shack, so higher rates/skill. (fantasy brothels: spoiled by knowing too many prostitutes and other sex workers IRL)

Number of finished stories posted to the AO3: 19
Total word count: 26,000

Number of stories that exist only as commentfic, some of them anonymous and baaad: 10
Total word count: 16,000

Number of unfinished stories that exist only on my hard drive: 17
Total word count: 31,000

I think I may kind of have a problem finishing things.