It has come to my attention...

... that some people are advancing the theory that Phil Coulson is Canton Everett Delaware III's (adopted) son.

This is all well and good, but clearly inferior in slashy deliciousness to my crossover theory: Canton/Nick Fury. They are both badass! And shoot people! There was no fic about this when I originally tweeted it, but now I find that there's a mini-fic at the ao3 combining both premises. Although I find the idea of Fury being Coulson's father a little hard to buy.

Clearly I am a trendsetter.

Also, I am writing alpha!Ariadne/omega!Arthur. I blame the Inception Kink Meme and anatsuno and bottledminx for being all encouraging and occasionally just adding words to my doc when I need a push.